Crumbs I'm in for it now it's the ACTUAL ALARM!!!!1111!!!!!!!
Your sad tale doesn't specify that you'll be frequenting your branch in person. I feel sorry for the bint on the customer services desk having to put up with a piss stained nonce shouting the odds over an inconsequential matter and DEMANDING COMPENSATION OF FIVE THOUSAND POUNDS. They don't give a fuck about the likes of you, and really wish that you'd fuck off and take your shitty custom elsewhere. At best you'll get a Barclays saving Hippo, or whatever it is they give children for their first savers account.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 8:17, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

"Barclays, the bank run by cunts, for cunts like you."
Should I suggest this to their branding department
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 8:25, Reply)

Let's run with it!
I've had a couple of accounts with them for over ten years and have never had any gyp. I'm more than happy to lend myself to any of their promotional activities.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 8:32, Reply)

I've had my accounts with them for years, and I get what I expect.
I'd rather they were hard nosed bastards, than flower giving softies.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 8:36, Reply)