Internet Lawyerman was fucking funny at the time.
If this is him, I'm going to be massively disappointed. He's always walked a very fine tightrope between entertaining and just plain sad but this one is right off the rope and into the safety net marked "self-delusionally pathetic"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 8:51, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Well it's clearly not a real child, so unless it's some unknown mental case it's a b3tan.
In which case who else is it likely to be?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 8:52, Reply)

Oh, I'm not saying you're wrong, chap
just saying I thought even he was a little better than this. Shame.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 8:55, Reply)

He plays WoW. He's not even better than Fred West.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 8:57, Reply)

say what you like about him
that man could lay a decent patio.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 8:59, Reply)

STRIKETHROUGH patio END STRIKETHROUGH student lodger

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 9:04, Reply)

What length drop are your curtains?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 8:53, Reply)

Is this a serious question about edinburgh
or some terrifying euphamism I'm not aware of yet?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 8:53, Reply)

Well when I come to stay, until I get on my feet and find a permanent place,
I thought I'd make you some nice curtains to say thanks.
Something tasteful and authentic. Tartan?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 8:56, Reply)

A nice buckfast and haggis tartan works a treat.
about 3m, give or take.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 8:57, Reply)

I'll get onto it.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 8:58, Reply)