That's acceptable
You can be suave.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 19:19, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Suavest man on OT?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 19:20, Reply)

We've never met
No, I'm not suave. Country Gent, I'd style myself.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 19:26, Reply)

I am terrifically suave.
On the way back from Leeds last week I got chatting to a couple of Canadian students- very very hot indeed. My opening gambit was my suaveness.

Some youngster across the carriage was shooting me enviable looks as I chatted them up. I was very impressive.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 19:37, Reply)

I see.
Leeds - York. 27 miles, 25 minutes.

Not conclusive evidence, I'm afraid.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 19:41, Reply)

I correctly identified their accent as Canadian.
I advised them where to go in York for archaeology lulz, we discussed academia and they were bedazzled by my charms. They were also unbelievably hot and only 19.

Two of them. Putty in my hands dude. Pure putty.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 19:46, Reply)

I used to have a dog
Who was the fastest fucking dog in the world.

A border terrier/lab cross - best dog I've ever owned and I still miss him.

Thing is, if he saw a rabbit in a field he'd go for it, and 50% of the time he'd catch it. But then the lab instinct kicked in and he'd drop it.

This is a laboured analogy.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 19:51, Reply)

Doesn't matter.
They were gorgeous, lithe and clearly tighter than a Scotsman impersonating a Yorkshireman. And they thought I was a) gorgeous b) charming c)funny and d) charming.

I win on all counts.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 19:54, Reply)