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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Then they might give a shit about you rudely getting in their way and selfishly spraying your viscera up the front of said bus, inconsiderately delaying them in getting to their hotel.
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 16:47, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
"where they will repeatedly spitroast vacuous bimbos whilst lighting cigars with £50 notes"
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 16:50, Reply)
And you wouldn't want to delay their arrival to such an important task - what sort of team player would that make you?
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:00, Reply)
you should probably deliver them your girlfriend and your sister* to ensure that you are actively assisting in their relaxation.
*Unless you're Bert, in which case this is defining example of "two birds with one stone"
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:03, Reply)
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