I ate three burritos in less than ten minutes yesterday afternoon.
I haven't properly overeaten in several years. I was in fucking agony. I was supposed to be going round my pal's, but I was doubled over in chilli-enhanced gastric agony so I said 'balls to that', watched The Alamo* and winced for an hour, before eventually making it out.


*modern remake. I realised the only thing I knew about The Alamo is that Ozzy Osbourne was arrested for pissing on the commemorative monument in the early 80s, so I thought I'd learn the story. I didn't know that Jim Bowie and Davy Crockett both died there. Wow-wee.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 8:25, Reply)