There's only one Piston though, eh

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:39, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

I heard you're actually Bert.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:39, Reply)

I heard you're a cock

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:40, Reply)

AWOOGA

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:40, Reply)

*pats on fanny*

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:41, Reply)

What the fuck are you blabbering on about now?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:43, Reply)

Stop trying to disown the greatest standup EVER
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1116154
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:50, Reply)

Oh come on, you're missing the original source
"Mr Akabusi, please come in" said the secretary as she adjusted her horn rimmed glasses and felt the sudden rush of blood to her clunge.

Akabusi strode into the room like a Titan with a clown face. His eyes were drawn to the secretary's tight black pencil skirt and loose white blouse, through which he could see a straining white bra and within that a pair of massive bristols.

"I've come to fix your pipes" announced Kriss with his deep barotone timbre filling the room like spunk filling a vagina after after a ten year prison sentence.

The secretary quickly sat on the desk and unhooked her tight Croydon facelift hairdo unleashing waves and waves of lush brown hair.

Akubusi dropped his dungerees and let his throbbing member fall to the ground. As he spied the secretary's glistening axe wound his cock stood to attention quicker than a Chelsea Pensioner at the Cenotaph.

He then banged her. And banged her. And banged her. Until the secretary was like a floppy doll covered with spunk.

As Akubusi wiped his now flacid python on some company stationery he whispered "Awooga" to the naked secretary and patted her on the fanny.

The End
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:56, Reply)

I would have linked to it but it's west ham online, for some reason.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:58, Reply)

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( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:02, Reply)

I was thinking exactly that, worryingly
does that mean I need to get a 15" black rubber cock, too?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:03, Reply)

It's not like a badge, badge.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:05, Reply)