You've missed a small subtlety here - which, to be fair, you may not have known about
But it was, of course, only after you minced in that I started writing regular Bumder Alerts to keep the board alert to your bumdering ways and to remind them to be watchful of their posteriors. Lampers, being a relatively infrequent visitor at the time, and therefore skim-reading most of my capitalised drivel, got the wrong end of the stick and thought that I was also a limp-wristed teapot of the first pina colada. Hence her question, shortly after we first met, which nearly caused Monty and Al to spontaneously develop incontinence.

Therefore, if you hadn't been bumdering about the place with your bumdering ways, I might never have been mistaken for a fellow shirt-lifting fannyphobe.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 16:31, Reply)