You're so scabby
Arthur Scargill verbally abuses you via a megaphone every morning.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:44, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

sadly that is true

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:45, Reply)

Pennyfarthings on the street riding
Motorcars were funny things, frightning
Bow and hoops and spinning tops
Annie gretzel's lollipops
Comic cuts, all different things

Monty, Monty you're lovely
That's what we all think of you
Monty, Monty you're lovely
That's what we all think of you
Monty, Monty
( Peej, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:50, Reply)

FACK ORF.
*shakes walking stick*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:56, Reply)

Woah oh, grandpa, tell me 'bout the good old days

( Peej, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:57, Reply)

I'll tell you about the PUNCH IN THE FACKIN NUTS
you're about to get.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:59, Reply)

You'd break your hip if you tried.
Now tell me some of your war stories I'm getting bored of this thread already
( Peej, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:00, Reply)