There's a priest in confessional, and he's doing the regular thing.
A girl comes in and says, "Forgive me father, for I have sinned." The priest asks her what she has done, and she says, "I let my boyfriend put his fingers in me."

The priest looked down the list and said "All right, that'll be two Hail Marys and an our father." The girl leaves, and a little while later, another girl enters.

"Forgive me father, for I have sinned." He asks this girl what she's done, and she says, "I allowed my boyfriend to perform oral sex on me."

The priest again looks down the list, sees female oral sex and read it off, "Three hail Marys and two our fathers."

The girl then leaves. A little while later, the priest is getting restless - he had some chili for lunch, and it's coming back to haunt him. Finanlly, he goes out, grabs a janitor, and says, "You've got to man the confessional for me, I'm about to shit myself"

The janitor looks dazes, and says, "I can't do that!" The priest says, "Of course you can. Just ask them what they've done and read the punishment off the list."

The janitor reluctantly gets in the confessional. A few minutes later a girl comes into the booth and says, "Forgive me father, for I have sinned." The janitor says, "What did you do?"

The girl says, "I gave my boyfriend a blowjob." The janitor looks down the list... Shit! He thinks to himself.

There's nothing here for blowjob. He runs out of the confessional and looks for someone who might know. He grabs a choirboy and asks, "Hey
what does the priest usually give for a blowjob?"

The choirboy replied, "Two mars bars and a can of coke".
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 12:53, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Fuck, my priest only gave us a kitkat

( Peej, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 12:56, Reply)

4 fingers?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 12:59, Reply)

At least he put it in a shiny wrapper

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 13:00, Reply)