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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Ello love, I usually ask if they'd like a seat and if their expression turns to confusion or disgust I sit back down again and immerse myself in a book
Trick is to only get half out of the seat when you ask because some fucker will steal it from you while you're offering it to her.
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 20:30,
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15 years ago)
Alright becky, how are you?
punch them in the face if they try it
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 20:31,
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Ello Amber :)
Bugger that, I'd get lynched on certain tube lines. Much easier to half rise, but keep your hand on the seat to deflect stealers!
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 20:37,
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You have this planned to a tee
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 20:37,
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Long years of practise, I suspect.
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berk, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 20:38,
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Yup. Long commutes on the tube makes even the nicest people act like bastards.
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 20:40,
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