Here's some hawt advice, they don't magically disappear down the drain to be lovingly washed up on a beach near you
they don't decompose but gather together to form a nice ball at some point between the toilet and the mains in the street. Can be quite tricky to deal with, especially as jetting tends to shatter victorian clay pipes. Still the house being flooded with your own faecal matter in part makes up for the annoyance of having to deal with it.

Your landlord xxx
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 12:24, Reply)