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WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU RAN OUT OF SHOWER GEL?(, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:46, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
ooh, probably a few weeks agomy one's about 4/5s of the way through now
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I don't wash.Showering involves standing for too long and I cannot fit in a bath and a wash would take too long because of the many folds of fatty flesh.
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sorry to hear that, you should set fire to your house and then stand in front of the firemen as they shoot you with their hoses(, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:59, Reply)
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