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I'd cross a Twix with one of those Reece's Peanut Butter Cup Things.(, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:33, 21 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
Which is a metaphor for "I "do"n't get it".But the I don"'"t get it is really a damaged goods all uncle fucked and the best you can manage.
(, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:34, Reply)
Do you remember being uncle fucked?Do you? Do you? HAHAHAHAHAHAH! LOLOLOLOL!
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look personality horse, i'm a big fan and all but i'm worried that there are some people here with serious problemsa few threads down from here a girl I very recently dumped is going off on one, now i don't wanna name names but she's a bit upset and right now she needs our help
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There's this fellow on here who, despite having me on "ignore" is always bitching about me.Apparently it's because the best he could marry was UFDG.
I'm not sure why this bitterness is directed at me. It's probably because I am successful, popular and a hit with the ladies.
(, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:39, Reply)
it would be all of those things, you're a remarkable manbut wtf is an UFDG?
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but of course!it's no wonder you are the clear and obvious leader of our people, i'm jusrt a lowly thicko
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If I can misquote Socrates:The only true non-prickishness on an internet forum is in knowing you are a prick.
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I've been told most of the problem is that she says her uncle is a better lover than him.(, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:43, Reply)
it is you know! I'm a karma comedian!and that's why agnostic's mum's dead, awful shame
(, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:39, Reply)
But the comedian is a metaphor for upset.Which is really a forest of despair.
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you're so wise, my simple mind can't begin to fathom what's going on(, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:43, Reply)
Well...they're all reading this, seething, but refusing to reply in case it gives us any satisfaction.
Which gives me an ENORMOUS throbbing satisfaction.
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They'll start denying parts of this now I've said it.It'll be either "I'm not seething" or "I don't care whether I give you satisfaction". Which will just prove the opposite to be honest.
Maybe even "I'm not reading this".
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Mind you, now I've said that, they'll probably try for personal attacks instead.I can't wait.
(, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:54, Reply)
Although, because I've said thatthey will be reading this, seething, but refusing to reply in case it gives us any satisfaction.
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