Wherever you are, you'll be going nowhere, Jeffers.

( thealternativefact, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 21:57, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Innit Clenders.
I'm a proper spazz mo.

In other news, I almost got run over by a Sunshine Bus today. That on it's own would be amusing. The problem though, was I was trying to take a photo of it full of window-lickers on my mobile when it happened.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 21:59, Reply)

I am enjoying imagining the glee on their faces...
a glee that would have remained the same if they had run you over or if they had not or if a dog had dun a crap in front of them or if the driver had given them all balloons or if it had started raining or if they'd had rice pudding for tea.
It's a simple life, being simple.
( thealternativefact, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 22:03, Reply)

Fuck 'em.
They'll be on a diet of tinsel within weeks.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 22:07, Reply)