I can't keep up B69, have you gone back to being the town drunk?
Are you having the 'firms' christmas 'do' down the park again with a delectable selection of a litre of budgens gin and a two litre bottle of Halfords antifreeze?
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 19:20, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

What do you mean "again"?
Don't think I've ever drunk anti-freeze.
Well, apart from that one time.
Well, by "time" I mean "decade".
And by "one" I mean "two and a half".
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 12 Nov 2011, 19:27, Reply)

Well it's up to you if it keeps you happy, just lay off the inhibitor, that shits doin you no good.

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 19:32, Reply)

Happy?
You really haven't a clue, have you?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 12 Nov 2011, 19:41, Reply)

Gaz me your problems, I'll objectively assess them and we'll have you dry in no time at all!
Here's a starter

1. Explain to family members that giving a depressive alcoholic drink is somewhat myopic of them.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 20:08, Reply)

There's no need to start criticising my family.
Once again you have demonstrated what a fucking dick you are.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 12 Nov 2011, 20:23, Reply)

I’d struggle with the suggestion that anyone connected with your family or otherwise don’t know that you’re a pisscan who should be kept away from alcohol at all costs.
So for the very people who supposedly ‘care’ about you to be giving you hard liquor is risible. How fucking stupid are they? What's the point in your periodic morose blubbing on this very 'comedy' website if you still continually hit the bottle? It's entertaining for your avid fanbase like, but pretty low considering your kid has to see what a mess you are.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 20:39, Reply)

I think that what you actually struggle with is not being an utter dick.
Oh, that and not being a sanctimonious wanker.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 12 Nov 2011, 21:18, Reply)