I mean
Some friends and I once made up a band, complete with history, back catalogue and lyrics, just to see what would happen we we posted it, but that was all done in one gin-fuelled weekend.... but this is above and beyond.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:05, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

It freaked me out a bit. I ended up emailing him asking what the fuck he was doing with my face and why he had put stupid mutton chops on it.
He explained that in the near future, I upset so many people that I escape by going back to the year 2000 and pretending to be an American author. So apparently, I AM him. That or he was fibbing.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:12, Reply)

But I'm a fairly honest chap, so I don't think I would lie to my past self in the future.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:15, Reply)

Also, I got him to read a copy of my poetry book.
He said he liked the cover but the poems were crap.
So there. A REAL AUTHOR LIKES MY WORK.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:16, Reply)