We sent a parcel on Tuesday
On wednesday they claim the consignee had resheduled.
He had not they were lying
On thursday they claim it's a non arrival at the depot and that we hadn't sent it.
We had they were lying.
Today they admit they have lost it and we will have to fill out a mazillion forms to claim the money back. They apologise for losing it.
My customer calls to say he's just received it.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 12:33, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Ah. Did you use Craig David shipping?
only, he'll probably be conkers deep in it by now if so.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 12:35, Reply)

I did see the similarity
I hope he's not fucking my bathrom furniture
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 12:37, Reply)

I never said they were good, only that ParcelForce are worse
That is fairly breathtaking actually.

*gasps for air*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 12:35, Reply)