I'll be a wise man
I'm in the mood for an ironylol.
People eat blue steak in restaurants all the time. You'll be fine.
This wasn't on the way to college or work, in fairness, but a chav was once so busy pointing and laughing at my bright-white denim-short clad legs that he rode his scooter in to the back of a bus.

Chocolate, obviously. Every time.
(berk, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:22, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

*snorts*
The image of a chav riding a scooter into the back of a bus is going to keep me warm today.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:34, Reply)

Where as the rest of us will be kept warm
With the thought of berk in her Daisy Duke outfit.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:40, Reply)