I have a brother who is an out and out criminal.
As a school caretaker, he took care of the whole school's dinner money. One of the kids was expelled.
He never has car tax or insurance. I don't think he has ever passed his test. Yet he drives a pick-up truck. He did have insurance once, on a motor bike. Three months later it got "stolen" and he took the cash. I assume it is still in the local pond, where he placed it.
He married a slut with various children from differnt fathers. They are a rainbow nation by themselves. My mum doesn't like it when he comes visiting, because stuff still goes missing. He is a pikey in every way possible except the Oirish accent.

I find it very easy to shine in my family.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 14:50, Reply)