Well so far, all I've got is a name for the venue.
I don't have the land, or the experience or any of the money needed to build such a facility.

But I'll look at that tomorrow. For now, The Jeffington World Of Adventure is TRADING!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 21:46, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I like that fact that it only promises adventure in the singular
Start simple.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 21:47, Reply)

It'll be one BIG adventure.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 21:49, Reply)

I expect Terry Waite thought that once

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 21:50, Reply)

I heard the archbishop has got aids /ac

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 21:56, Reply)

don't forget bathrooms
and trashcans
for when people throw up
from too much fun
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 21:50, Reply)

*Adds Barf-Buckets to the list of things I need to organise*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 21:52, Reply)