She just dumps it in boiling water with a bit of seasoning then leaves it in the oven for a year or so.
She has the audacity to call it 'roast' beef.
She makes nice roast lamb/pork/chicken but for some reason she does this terrible thing to beef. It's her favourite meat too.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:44, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

How can you possibly make an arse of roast beef?
Stick it in the oven for an hour or two, job's a good 'un.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:57, Reply)

She likes it boiled or braised or whatever the fuck you call it
She actually likes it that way so we have to lump it
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:58, Reply)

I think cooking has moved on a wee bit
My mum used to murder mince and tatties. I despised it. She stuck the mince in the oven for about a week and a half. It was horrific.

The 1st time my (now ex-) wife told me she was making it I nearly vommed. It was actually fantastic. It had flavours and all kinds of things that I wasn't used to.

My mum used to boil the fuck out of vegetables. Now I steam them. What a fucking difference.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:03, Reply)

Our stories are similar.
I even bought them a steamer for an anniversary once. For a few weeks we had lovely veg and then she worked out how to murder them in a steamer too.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:04, Reply)