I'm afraid I subscribe to the newsletter
of "why use a four-letter word when a perfectly good ten-letter word is available"

It's not like letters are rationed. So, y'know, arses to that.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:57, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

What you on abaaaht?
You think 'quender' is a long word?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:58, Reply)

no, but it's part of my general ethic.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:01, Reply)

i think he's sayin he likes to use big words when little ones will do
little realising that his faux-victorian spiel makes him come across as an even bigger mockney twat than Russell Brand
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:02, Reply)

Steady, son.
twat, yes, but mockney? git tae fuck.

and it's one of the fundamental laws of quantum physics that nothing in the universe is as bigger twat as Russell Brand, I'm afraid.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:04, Reply)

pretty sure you are, chopper boy

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:08, Reply)

Oh, man, my ironyometer has asploded.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:10, Reply)

asploded? are you a grown man or what mate?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:11, Reply)

Oh, man, my replacement ironyometer has asploded.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:12, Reply)

i can't believe i'm arguing with you, your obviously intellect is much higher than mine

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:14, Reply)

I've no idea
since you've not managed more than two consecutive posts without slipping into trolling.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:28, Reply)

oh wait what no what? i haven't i swear guv
i don't like the comedy 'shakespearean' speak, it irritates me, i ahd a serious point
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:30, Reply)

fair enough.
quender's nothing to do with the shakespearean arse though, this place has a long history of portmanteau, it's even in the FAQ.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:33, Reply)

its seriously gay tho
verily forsooth pour l'example? you come across like a right bunch of poofs

Fuck off
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:34, Reply)

No good whining at me
it's not something I've ever done.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:37, Reply)

you said quender up there and said your proud of saying big words when little ones suffice?
nobbbbbbbbb!
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:43, Reply)

Oh for fuck's sake
you really, really don't get it, do you?

One last time. "quender" is entirely fuck all to do with the shakespearean stuff. "quender" is a piece of portmanteau (just google it and save me the pain), which is a long-standing b3ta meme.

and big words versus little words? what, you assume every fucking thing said on this place is gospel? Good luck there.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:05, Reply)

you seem a tad annoyed, calm yourself plz
quender sounds like one of them shakespeare words and its shit so stop using it

YEAH?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:15, Reply)

It's not annoyance.
It's the world-weary tone I use when explaining something mindblowingly simple to another 17 year old student who just doesn't get it. I couldn't possibly raise enough emotion one way or the other to get annoyed with you, old chap.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:18, Reply)

chap?
fucks sake man, the 30s were over a century ago
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:19, Reply)

You are Will Self AICMFP

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:59, Reply)

nah, I'm rubbish at "the smack"

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:00, Reply)