Our Christmas party was a peculiar affair.
It was in a golf clubhouse style affair. The bar was tiny, as was the "dancefloor" (read wedding style lino slab).

My offices are absolutely crammed with dangerously good-looking women. It being Uxbridge though, they are only dangerously attractive before they open their mouths and the worst accent in the universe pours out.

Very confusing.
( Kroney, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:13, Reply)