Reminds me of the "anders" I encountered so often during my time behind bars...
Waiting until a drink is prepared and on the bar before adding
Ander pint of larger...
Ander gin an tonic...
"ice and lemon sir?"
I don't know...
"that's ok, I'll put some in a separate glass for you, should you ever find out"
Etc.
As if decent bar staff can't remember a round of a dozen drinks...
The worst were the butt-monkeys who would wait until the end of a round to order the pint of Guinness.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 17 Dec 2011, 21:00, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

if they do that (the guinness thing)
Immediately fucking kill them. There isn't a court in the land that will convict you.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 21:05, Reply)

Probably right there!
Gouging of the eyes is probably a suitable alternative punishment.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 17 Dec 2011, 21:16, Reply)