The Next Generation was the absolute worst for that.
Every time it looked like somebody wanted a scrap, it turned out they were misunderstood and just wanted a cuddle.

Fucking bent.

At least in Eastenders people got hit by cars and pushed down the stairs, in TNG it would have been about to happen but then Patrick Stewart would talk them down and they'd all go home happy.
( Kroney, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:46, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

AND YET YOU STILL WANT A DRESSING GOWN?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:48, Reply)

Fuck yes. Modelled after the original series, ain't they?
You don't know jack, you schmuck.
( Kroney, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:49, Reply)

Jack is, I'm assuming, the name of your 'trekkie' boyfriend?
Every night you and he get your 'special dressing gowns' on, and he bends you over the Star Trek box set, saying

'the needs of this benny are greater than your need for a poo'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:53, Reply)

I think this is my best post ever.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:53, Reply)

Quite possibly
but you're not exactly climbing a mountain there, Monto.
( Kroney, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:54, Reply)

*shrugs*
True enough.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:55, Reply)