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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Crochet dresses give me the bongo for some reason, can't quite put my finger on it.
Restraining order etc etc.
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 10:26, 1 reply, 14 years ago)
It's because of the probability of catching a peek of illicit nipple.
She said it would be too much effort and make her look like a hippy. I said she wouldn't have to wear it out. I'm not sure it's going to happen.
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 10:30, Reply)
Wrap her in the blanket and squint your eyes together a bit and make it all blurry.

(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 10:32, Reply)
I'm not sure blurry nipple would cut the mustard.

(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 10:33, Reply)
Mustard? Kinky.

(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 10:35, Reply)
Not really kinky in this day and age.
Just possibly painful. HP sauce is my condiment of choice in the bedroom, and on bacon as it happens.
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 10:41, Reply)
I've just realised that was too much information.

(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 10:43, Reply)
Almost too much.
Keep going...
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 10:44, Reply)
No really, it's wrong wrong wrong.
I have a photo somewhere, from my younger wilder days, of me, a mate, five Thai hookers and a bottle of HP. It looks like a scat movie.
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 10:50, Reply)
And
I'm done.
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 10:53, Reply)

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