probably the cats,
they get to you while you're sleeping with subconscious messages about smoking outdoors and buying [insert brand name cat food here]* instead of generic brand

I realised that I could think of no cat food that I wasn't sure no longer existed
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:01, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

It's ex-Mrs TD
Who hated smoking in the house. But the cats and occassional dogs don't like it.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:05, Reply)

Plus when other people come round you don't want your house to reek of stale tabs.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:07, Reply)

Nobody comes to my house any more.
Especially not women.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:10, Reply)

have you become a crazy cat man?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:12, Reply)

I've found TD a new woman!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2-15mYWpmA
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:14, Reply)

Yes.
I've bought a Raleigh Shopping Bike and I go to Morrisons with the cats in the basket.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:16, Reply)

You are my hero.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:18, Reply)

also,
www.iluvcats.com/
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:20, Reply)

43 years on this earth and I finally get acceptance!

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:21, Reply)