*goatses*

(nolongernuts, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:11, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I thought I'd told you not to mention that in public?
It was supposed to be our secret, yeah?
I'm not comfortable with people knowing that I spread my arse and get my wife to photo it so I can sell you the photos so I can pay my mortgage and huge alcohol costs.
Not comfortable at all.
But maybe that's just from the way I'm sitting? What with my arse being like a deflated tractor inner-tube.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:15, Reply)

I didn't say it was you!
I just said *goatses*.
(nolongernuts, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:21, Reply)

Oh fuck, have I just let the cat out of the bag?
Or window, perhaps? Cos that would be funny.
Ok, well don't mention our little arrangement and perhaps no-one will notice.
Glad you're working anyway, cos things are pretty tight, yeah? What with all the festive season extra drinks and such. Any chance you could pay my mortgage for a couple of months? You know it'd just be 'til I get myself straight, yeah? Or should I gaz you about this instead? Be more discrete that way...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:26, Reply)

Just cos I threw my cat out the window,
you don't have to be mean!
And the mortgage thing......got my own to pay for now so you're shit out of luck!
Coming home in August...wanna go fishing?
(nolongernuts, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:33, Reply)

Fishing for cats and bumhole pictures?
Or compliments perhaps?
;)
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:47, Reply)

Stroke of genius...
Gonna put the pics on eBay!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:59, Reply)