It's a good one, isn't it?
I can't think of any others right now that you might like though.

Oh, hang on...how does Bob Marley like his donuts?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 13:36, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I will slay you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 13:37, Reply)

What's the Noddy Holder one, by the way?
If it's any good (and not the Cuppa Tea one) I promise never to mention the Bob Marley one again.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 13:38, Reply)

It is the Kipper Tie gag.
I do love it so, simply because I'm quite good at regional accents and can make the joke 'work' reasonably well when told aloud. All the other jokes I know are Ethiopian jokes from the 80s and ones about bad taste subjects like the Space Shuttle disaster. I am nothing if not a) hilarious and b) topical as HELL, me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 13:41, Reply)

It also dates us, I think.
Because i first heard it in relation to Stan Collymore, of all people.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 13:43, Reply)

I will never date you, soz.
I like you too much as a friend etc.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 13:45, Reply)