Do you want me to read some Dickens to you?
The Milli Vanilli of literature?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 23:44, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Ha! Good one ;)
Got anything for a migraine?
I could murder a pint.
Never got into dickens, or any of that shite to be honest.
Brett Easton Ellis, Delillio (sp?), Ludlum (well the Bourne stuff), Rankin if I need chewing gum for my brain, that kind of stuff.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 23:54, Reply)

You mention DeLillo and Ludlum in the same sentence.
That's like me saying Led Zepellin and Kajagoogoo in the same sentence.

Don't make me stay up any longer than I already am.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 0:00, Reply)

Nobody ever said life was fair!
Yeah, for sure Dildo ain't ip there with Ludlum but that's not my problem.
Got a new book yesterday, reckon I'm gonna enjoy it once I get it all coloured in.
Just need to get these pencils sharpened, but the fucjers won't let meplY with knives unsupervised.
I fucked ip and should've said that Ludlum's on the same bit of the list as Wankin' Rankin.
Bite me!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 14 Jan 2012, 0:05, Reply)

Oh, and mailer.
Love a bit of mailer.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 14 Jan 2012, 0:01, Reply)

The Deer Park
Is the biggest load of shite I've ever read. EVER.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 0:03, Reply)

Harlot's Ghost? Ever tried that one?
Bit hefty, 1500 pages, but well worth it if you like a conspiracy theory or twelve.
It's a very well researched, fictionalised history of the CIA up to about 1965.
Groovy shizzle, my nizzle.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 14 Jan 2012, 0:08, Reply)

To be fair to Mailer he was only about 30 or so when he wrote The Deer Park.
Kids, man. Kids. What do they know?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 14 Jan 2012, 0:17, Reply)