You know how usually I'd be the top snog option, due to being the very personification of physical perfection?
Well fair warning, you're not going to want to in this particular popularity contest. I have a horrible cold.

As for my list, I'm something of a sexual Bambi, unsteady on his feet, unsure of himself, all doe-eyed innocence and so on. The only b3tan women I've met so far would annihilate me. I don't hate anyone enough to shoot them, but a couple might just have earned themselves a little light pistol whipping.

Wait, maybe Stunned. He'd cuddle me after and dry my tears with a few comforting words like "don't worry, it'll heal right up again".
( Kroney, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:03, Reply)