OH DARTH, lord of the dance, queen of the sequin, overlord of orange fake tan, help me in my hour of need.
It's my hair. I'm growing it, it's very thick and quite wavy and in that nasty stage between the old short style and being long enough to cut into a new one, and it won't do fucking anything that even remotely resembles what I'd like it to. What should I do to save my blushes?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:09, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

There is an answer but you're not going to like it
Hair straighteners
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:14, Reply)

I don't mind that, I'll borrow the kid's.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:16, Reply)

They're a fucking godsend once your hair gets over a certain length

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:20, Reply)

get a room

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:26, Reply)

Get a life

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:30, Reply)

get a manhood

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:45, Reply)