I'd rather watch fucking tiddlywinks on television in a pub than football.
Just to be spared the arse-aching tedium of having to listen to 'blokes down the pub' talking drivel about how 'we should never 'ave bought that donkey' etc.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 10:14, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

You'll notice I also banned cunts
For exactly that reason. I enjoy the bonhomie of wtching football in a pub but there's such a good chance that the bloke you accidentally strike up conversation will prove to be a bellend
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 10:18, Reply)

I sware down if some cunt tried to have bonhomie with me down the boozer I'd fucking do time for them

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 10:21, Reply)

But you're such a gregarious, outgoing type online

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 10:24, Reply)

You'd make a good pub doorman Rory.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 10:25, Reply)

Anything to do with pubs is a mugs game

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 10:28, Reply)

Give it some thought Rory
I'd love to see some chavs turned away from a pub in tears following a succession of increasingly cutting insults concerning their life choices and personal hygiene
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 10:31, Reply)

I suppose I could always knock out shit pills for some pocket money

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 10:34, Reply)

We can use some of my lolmeds (as I get free prescriptions) and we can split the proceeds.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 10:35, Reply)

I@M IN!!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 10:39, Reply)