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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I have not witnessed today's particular kind of weather before.
First of all I said "Phew, it's raining and not snowing. While it's wet it's not icy."
How wrong I was. Nana's front door is a sheet of ice. My street is a death trap. As it lands, it freezes. Worst of all, you can't see it like you can see snow. it is perfectly clear and polished. What a crock.
Why is it freezing on contact, yet it's still liquid in the air? Why isn't the cunt identifying itself by being snow or hail??
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 18:37, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
Did you get a cold welcome from Nana?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 18:41, Reply)
She phones me:
"Girl. Do not go out. If you have to go out put your spikes on. God bless us the front door is a sheet of ice and a man just fell over. I only went to buy the Echo and I felt safe because it was raining, but it's turning to ice. Can you see any wheelie bins where you are? They've got ICICLES on them. Stay at home."
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 18:50, Reply)
Evenin' Dogboy
Best in the world, eh....

I'm taking solace from Rashad's comment - "This isn't real cricket."
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 18:52, Reply)
What, you mean there's been football, rugby AND cricket drama in one day?
What if you like all three? How do you cope?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 18:53, Reply)
I don't care about the first two
A man needs to specialise.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 18:55, Reply)
That's a strange sort of weather
Here in my adopted land its just straightforward ordinary white crap.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 18:46, Reply)
It's when it melts a bit then re-freezes that i really worry

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 18:51, Reply)
It's all soft and soggy here
If I was a lot younger and had an audience I'd be rolling about in it. Giggling.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 18:59, Reply)
I was still making snowmen up until a few years ago
Fuck that freezing shit
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:03, Reply)

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