Dear Wet Ham Man,
Perhaps you have overindulged on your favoured brine-heavy porcine by-products and this has induced nausea. My advice to you in this instance is to eat two tablespoons of brown sauce.

If, however, your ailments relate to your sig, then you are a workshy bag of shit and should both man, and shut, up immediately.

Alt: OK, will do. My topic is 'is Hambo an alkie?' Yes, I think he is.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 8:38, Reply)