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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Time for a dull TD anecdoteWe were in a boozer in Okehampton once, which sold real cider. Hot day, sitting outside, looking up some woman's skirt.
I scoffed three pints of this real cider and wondered what all the West Country nonces raved about it for - I wasn't pissed at all. Then I stood up to go for a slash and fell flat on my face.
Cider gets me pissed from the feet up.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 21:00,
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It just makes it really hard for me to focuscycling home was an absolute hoot.
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Cider in big quantities fucks your optic nerves upApple pips are cyanogenic and cyanide kills the optic nerve first. I'd have thought that mass produced stuff had that taken out or neutralised.
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