Best relationship: Perhaps to be expected, but my current one. Early days though, but the signs look very good.
Worst relationship: 2 immediately spring to mind - my marriage (she was mental, lazy, controlling, and a fat munter), and my last relationship (she was mental, paranoid, humourless, controlling, clingy - but the sex was very good, not surprisingly - the mentals always are, aren't they?)

Marriage: tried it once before and certainly in no hurry to try it again. It does seem to work for some people, but for many it's absolute fucking torture - loveless, sex dries up, kids and finances the only thing stopping them splitting up, etc.

Worst Restaurant: a meal out for 4 just before Xmas. The service was terrible - it took us over an hour to get the starters, and we eventually went somewhere else for the main course.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 14 Mar 2012, 12:20, Reply)