I was finished by 14.00 anyway
So I wasn't going to hang about for three and a half hours.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 18:20, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Lucky I have AIDS then.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 18:21, Reply)

For the good of humanity, I'd say
When you are crawling around your hovel in your final days, incontinent and bleeding from every orifice, you might reflect upon the mediocrity that you hath wrought.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 18:26, Reply)

I am definitely not, I repeat, NOT mediocre.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 18:30, Reply)

No, you're not and I apologise
Dogmatic, unimiginative, pretentious and self obsessed to the point of paranoia, but not mediocre.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 18:34, Reply)

Unimaginative and self-obsessed?
Holy fuckaroonie.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 18:35, Reply)