OK
I'm back in town in a couple of weeks - I'll give you a ring for a few beers.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:28, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Even though I am tedious, self-obsessed to the point of paranoia and unimaginative?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:30, Reply)

You're not a bad geezer in real life.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:31, Reply)

AND JEALOUS

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:31, Reply)

Oh yeah, jealous of CQ. I forgot.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:32, Reply)

that was the best bit of his crap meltdown, it weren't tongue in cheek
The worst part of the whole affair is my posts are lost forever :'(''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:34, Reply)

He's like a 15 year old.
In a bad way. In what way could I feasibly be jealous of a mid-thirties, divorced, single father who only gets to see his kid every fortnight, wears army surplus, has a beard and has very clear learning difficulties? At least when I'm rude to people I am 1, literate, and 2, realistic.

My favourite bit was when I got told off for winding him up, all I'd done was deliberately got him to go and look up the meaning of coulrophobia so he'd know I called him a clown.

You massive bender.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:36, Reply)