Scotland are incredibly shit at sport
and your national instrument is ludicrous.

"No".
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:57, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

England are hardly world-class at sport.
And I don't give a fuck about sport anyway, apart from snooker, which the Scots are quite good at.

Remind me again what the English national instrument is- the hurdy gurdy? The lute?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 20:00, Reply)

England have the best test cricket team in the world
and recently beat the French, World Cup runners up, at rugby, and the Spanish, World and European Champions, at football

DO YOUR RESEARCH, SHOTTON
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 20:03, Reply)

But they struggle to get past semi-finals in football comps and have a bizarre sense of entitlement.
Rugby is for benders and isn't a real sport.

And the best cricket team? Cricket is a joke and your former colonies delight in whupping your ass at it. You may have the odd season where England do alright, but you're about as consistent at that as you are at football.

And it's funny as fuck how the first thing you can think of to make out that Scotland, as a nation and a country is shit, is sport.

Bravo Darth, bravo.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 20:06, Reply)

You're adorable when you're wrong but can't admit it
Night night xxx
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 20:08, Reply)

Night babes.
Dream of me so we can be together in our dreams.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 20:12, Reply)