I think you're confusing him with another man with a long white beard that is known for wanting preteens to sit on his knee.
Buster Merryfield.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 16:16, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Preteens?
I was 28 at the time.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 16:19, Reply)

His eyesight was failing.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 16:24, Reply)

Clearly.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 16:24, Reply)

He had no feeling from the waist down either
so your 18 stone didn't register...
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 16:25, Reply)

18 stone?
I am 11 stone.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 16:26, Reply)

Bollocks.
You're from the internet. It's a well known fact that I am the only person online that isn't obese.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 16:32, Reply)

I am a former catalogue model.
I am very far from obese.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 16:33, Reply)

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( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 16:35, Reply)

You're in danger of taking B3ta too seriously again I fear.
I mean, you already got CQ stepped...
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 16:35, Reply)

OH LOL
I didn't get anybody stepped.

You really think I take him seriously enough to report him to the mods for bellending?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 16:37, Reply)

No, I don't. I don't think for a second you did that.
But you seemed to take me seriously, so...

...case rested, your honour.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 16:38, Reply)

Well I don't know if you're serious or not, do I?
But he seems to think I did. Which is peculiar, because when I got stepped, during the SpankyHanky wars, I was told the reason why. I'm assuming CQ would have been told why as well, and I'm pretty certain Scaryduck or whoever doled out the stepping wouldn't have told him that I reported him, because 1, I didn't, and 2, I don't think he said anything vaguely reportable or offensive.

Plus I don't think I should hold his learning difficulties against him. I used to work with an aspergic autism, who was pretty much the single most annoying person I have ever met. I didn't hold his autism against him either.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 16:42, Reply)

That reads a lot like
"I'm not racist but..."

It's OK though, Dozer, I don't hold your apparent "aspergic autism" against you either.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 16:46, Reply)

Phew!
I'm safe then.

EDIT: Fuck it, I'm going to gaz the mods again and get myself stepped.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 16:47, Reply)