You look like a regional manager for Phones4U,
out in Reading town centre celebrating your 'divisional motivator of the month' award.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:22, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

you look like a failed druggie
and responsible single parent
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:24, Reply)

You have a 'Ford Probe'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:26, Reply)

"i can afford a car"

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:26, Reply)

^ typical working class attempt at one-upmanship.
I'll bet you love it at B&Q on a Sunday, on the way back from Dawn's parents', picking up a nice set of table mats, when you look around the car park and your 'Probe' has the most recent license plate in there. I bet you give yourself a top motivational 'high five'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:30, Reply)

sorry but what is your problem with class?
why would a bankrupt drug addict care about whhat class somebody else was?

you seem awful superior for someone who has so clearly failed at everything
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:33, Reply)

You seem to become rather upset
when your lack of it is pointed out.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:33, Reply)

Updated version

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:38, Reply)

'I laaav you.
I want to mahrry you. Take me hom with you after your holeeeday, yes? We wheel be mahreeed, yes?'

Errr, can I just have the bill, please?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:42, Reply)

That's rather unfair on the regional managers of Phones4U

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:27, Reply)