Just because you had to look it up is not my fault.
Blaming someone else for your shit vocabulary just makes you look like an ignorant tosser.

Here's an idea - maybe being unpleasant about someone's bereavement will make you feel better about yourself?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 9:35, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

nah, its just that most people don't use words like that in day-to-day conversation
so the fact that you do marks you out as a prick
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 9:36, Reply)

Just because you associate with fellow thickoes is again not my fault.
'Seriously fuck off you fucken prick'

Is that better for you? Do you need me to explain any of the words there, are those ones OK for you?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 9:39, Reply)

Seriously is more letters and more syllables than moribund
Jus' sayin'
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 9:41, Reply)

hello Darth, how's the training going? I've rewarded myself for my recent good work with some new Reeboks that I designed.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 9:46, Reply)

Not bad thank you
Did 6 miles yesterday morning and 3 miles interval training today. Interval training is a bastard.

I have a question; who are you?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 9:53, Reply)

Who do you think it is? it's not like I'm in disguise.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 9:56, Reply)

The smart money says Bobby
The interest in my training regime says Al

You're going to be annoyed regardless
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 10:00, Reply)

Smart money wins. I'm only interested as I dragged myself back in a few weeks ago and have kept it up, hence the preposterous new kicks.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 10:07, Reply)

Good on you mate
How's tricks other than that?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 10:08, Reply)

nope, all perfectly clear thanks you perambulent morphinomaniac

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 9:51, Reply)

Some people do, Stewie.
Anyway, Monty treats everone the same, whereas you change the way you talk at people after you make a judgement about their supposed interlect. This makes you a judgemental prick.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 9:41, Reply)

Cater to your audience, Bartles
judgemental mean

I like that you spelt "intellect" wrong to make it easier to read though
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 9:42, Reply)

I know my spelling needs improvement,
Much as Stewie's life needs terminating.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 9:45, Reply)

bit harsh bartleby, i was only pointing out that you don't need to speak like a victorian gent in the 21st century

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 9:49, Reply)

He doesn't, He ebraces all language, and uses it as required.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 9:54, Reply)

ebraces? you ponderous muttonhead

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 10:02, Reply)

I could ninja the correction but I don't mind.
Ponderous muttonhead, well done, if a little victorian for my tastes.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 10:11, Reply)

stop being such a punctilious dolt

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 10:13, Reply)

And account deleting
Get it right
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 9:52, Reply)