Quorn mince.
I'm vegesexual, what do you expect?

I know I'm something of a lifestyle hero round here, and my behaviours and standards are oft held aloft as the very highest of aspirations, but I can't always 100% be the example you people need.

At present I am once again reading up on Ted Bundy and planning my next whisky purchase.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 23:05, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Absolutely
Was it the quorn mince that you have to hydrate?
(MenaceCoat, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 23:08, Reply)

No, you just fry it.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 23:14, Reply)

Still sounds grim
Mrs kept trying to sneak quorn into my food, but I didn't fall for it.
Do you eat FACON tm?
(MenaceCoat, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 23:21, Reply)

I eat quorn bacon stuff, yeah.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 23:27, Reply)

Looks and tastes like ezema victims'fingers
Send me a song bud
(MenaceCoat, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 23:35, Reply)

I am listening to this, right now.
youtu.be/z5rRZdiu1UE
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 23:36, Reply)

A bit loud for now
Have you got their jazz wank album?
(MenaceCoat, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 23:39, Reply)

The In Sound From Way Out?
No.

And this is nice and quiet.

youtu.be/fCw-jjeZKV4
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 23:41, Reply)

It's really good
Until you listen really carefully
(MenaceCoat, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 23:44, Reply)