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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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To answer your actual question
yes I have.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:30,
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i don't know why you'd admit to being only half a real man on the internet
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:49,
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Oh Quenders, even though I've been shooting blanks for 10 years
I've still fathered more children than you'll manage with your limp little chipolata.
Being a massive bender probably doesn't help you either, mind you.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:52,
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hey what? are you being mean to me to try and make yourself feel like more of a man?
thats terible, but i forgive you sex pest
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:54,
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Not quite as 'terible' as your spelling however.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:04,
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i'd rather have a fully functional penis and no kids if its all the same to you
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:15,
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Tragically yours belongs to a little Filipino boy named Ramon.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:26,
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what have you got against gays fister?
is it because you feel like half a man you pick on people over their sexuality?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:28,
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I have no problems with your rampant homosexuality Q
just don't try ramming it down our throats, that's all I ask.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:31,
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you brought it up and now you're taking about ramming things down throats?
is this what cost you your marriage fister? did becoming half a man make you a homosexual?
I have nothing against it if you do fister, but you're not my type, soz
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:33,
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Sick burn, Fisters somehow managed to spawn fuck trophys with some fat biffer who he now gets to see every second Saturday and sometimes a Sunday too!
Still they're worth every last penny for the CSA eh.
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:55,
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Oh dear Rory, how clueless you are.
I will assume that you have performance issues as well then.
However, their mother is in fact - these days at least - a fat biffer, so well done. Have a biscuit.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:04,
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good job she left you then
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:18,
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She still bears my boot-mark on her generously-proportioned arse.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:27,
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Having left you and taken the kids and kept the dullard 60's terrace, whereas now you have a rented one bed flat and cry into your cold tin of beans every night
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:37,
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This is really good stuff Rory, but completely wrong.
One can only assume that this is your experience of a failed marriage.
There, there old chap. Chin up.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:39,
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i'm froma broken home, just like your kids
didn't do me any harm
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:42,
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