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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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If I see a mouse with a violin to scale I can assume the violin is small if I see an elephant with a violin to scale I can assume its a massive violin, no matter what size george formby is we can assume that when he is photographed with a Uke its to scale. Therefore if she thought he was massive this would explain why she was surprised the uke was small.
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 17:09, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 17:10, Reply)
look at this picture, he is fucking massive.
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/1/12/Georgeformby.jpg/220px-Georgeformby.jpg
And that banjolele he is holding looks tiny. Oh wait no it doesn't it is also massive.
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 18:55, Reply)
IF FORMBY WAS SMALL THE UKE WOULD HAVE SEEMED BIGGER I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU CAN'T GRAPS THIS YOU UTTER FUCKMONKEY
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 17:10, Reply)
Why can't you grasp this? Look at this picture
Now if she only THOUGHT George was massive why would she not also think the banjolele he is holding is also massive? Of course if he was actually WAS massive and the Banjo was normal sized then it would look small but this is in no way what Monty was implying and you just can't get that.
Actually I think you can but are just a troll, a successful troll, yes you have successfully trolled me I admit it.
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 18:49, Reply)
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