Hello tighty!
I'll have to remember to sponsor you beforehand...good luck good sir.

Beer can lead to a bad experience if the barrel is on it's way out at a beer festival and there's only one karzy left to cater for a whole caravan site full of beardy, sandal wearing real ale drinking Klingon lookalikes.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:00, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Ta muchly!
If beer leads to sandals then I'm switching to spritzers forthwith.

Although that may lead to a cock in the arse so... Maybe I'll stick with beer.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:03, Reply)

It's a little bit like "Hobson's Choice"
One dire alternative or the other.

I'll watch out for you on the tellybox. Will you run in an appropriate costume, like a Fatcha mask or something?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:04, Reply)

I'm running in tiny pants and a vest because I'm likely to forget my PE kit.
Also, it'll make for easy access in case I need to 'do a Radliffe'.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:06, Reply)

What and become the next Harry Potter?

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:08, Reply)

I reckon I could carry it.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:20, Reply)