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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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If you cannot remain asleep due to work or whatever, then this works OK:
1. Pint of water and some painkillers
2. Hot bath
3. Fried breakfast inc full cream Coca-cola and coffee
(ideally at this point you go back to bed for 3 hours)
4. Bloody Mary or Michelada
5. Six-eight pints of Peroni and a mountain of cocaine
If you're still feeling shit after that, you have alcohol poisoning so unlucky, dog, you're on your own.
(, Fri 18 May 2012, 12:21, Reply)
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