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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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My colleague's kid has just been diagnosed with chicken pox.
The colleague has never had it and his wife is newly pregnant.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:57, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
Ouch. Not a good combination.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 May 2012, 15:00, Reply)
Oh dear.
Maybe you should order them a tiny Star Trek coffin, just in case, like. With a slogan on it, like:

'Live long and..err, never mind. Soz'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 May 2012, 15:00, Reply)
I'll make it look like a torpedo
and then we can have one of their burial in space ceremonies and then throw it out of the kitchen window.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 18 May 2012, 15:08, Reply)
There you then. SoRTED.

Next problem please?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 May 2012, 15:13, Reply)
I think this is one of my better ideas, frankly.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 18 May 2012, 15:15, Reply)
Gosh yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 May 2012, 15:24, Reply)
They'll be alright, just be careful.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 May 2012, 15:06, Reply)
I don't understand how anyone can not have had it
Both my kids had it by about their first birthday, did they not ever go near any other kids?
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 18 May 2012, 15:09, Reply)
In some parts of the "realm" we have running water and soap.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 May 2012, 15:11, Reply)
Yes yes I know all about your modern witchcraft
But that doesn't stop Chicken Pox does it?
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 18 May 2012, 15:24, Reply)
Pretty much, sanitation is the best way of stopping it.
As is using tissues to stop sneezes.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 May 2012, 15:25, Reply)
Nursery School makes it almost unavoidable no matter how hard we scrub them

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 18 May 2012, 15:31, Reply)

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