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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
There's an outdoor one in the park by my house
which I completely forgot about on the weekend. Silly Monty.
Mind you it would have been heaving.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:47,
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Don't go to a Lido
they're fucking rank. The Guildford one's always got a layer of dirt floating on the top because the chavs all go there for their yearly bath.
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Kroney, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:49,
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The London Fields pool is undoubtedly chock full of hipsters with quiffs and shit tattoos.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:54,
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Then there'll be a scum layer
of hair gel and Dax wax.
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Kroney, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:56,
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And the acrid stench of 'look at me' hanging thick in the air.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:57,
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Full of kids pissing their bodyweight every 20 minutes into the pool.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:49,
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There's a separate kids pool.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:55,
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You'd be in there in a shot.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:57,
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